Are You Ready to Rumble.....?

Last night witnessed the first ever WWF between Opi and Isya.

Call me sadist or child abuser, but I seriously didn't know whether to laugh or scream my lungs out or spank both of them.

All the bruisings...just because both of them wanted to lie next to me while watching Fear Factor. I laid two big cushions in front of the TV, one for each. And I have two sides, left and right. Why can't each of you take one of the cushions and one lie on my right and the other, on my left? Nooo....that will be too easy, will it not? They had to fight for my left side! (Ohh..children..I'm so thrilled that you have to bash each other up for my left side.??)

During the commercial break, Opi quickly took the cushion and while he was settling it next to me, Isya jumped in and screamed "Isya nak baring dekat mummy!!". So Opi retaliated with another ear piercing yell "Why is it always you?! Go away...shoooo!!".

Like an eagle Isya dived and bit Opi's chest and like a ripping motion of a hungry lion, she yanked away. Leaving Opi in clutching his chest in pain. Opi then grabbed hold of Isya shoulders and threw (yes..practically threw) her away. She landed on her side.

And yes..I was screaming thoughout the whole chaotic scenario.

I really thought Isya would stop and cry. But she didn't. In fact she got up and lunged at Opi with her (really hard) head. And she started to repeatedly knock her head to Opi's tummy. And Opi continued to kick and kick away!

Cannot tahan anymore...so I pulled Isya aside and asked Opi to sit at the sofa. Then Isya cried. Aiyo..this is one girl who really knows how to manipulate her mummy.

"Opi..why you have to throw her like that?"
"She started it..you're so unfair..my dada luka tau!"
"I know but she's still very small..."
"But she started it!"
"Ok fine..sit there until I say otherwise.."

And I looked back at Isya. Wah lah....already smiling away and said "Dah start, mummy.." referring to Fear Factor.

So we continued watching couples do crazy stuff. Within 5 minutes, Opi sneaked quietly to Isya and said "sakit ke?", which Isya replied "Tak. Abg sakit ke?"

And I pretended not to hear....