Green Monster

**A scene in an electrical shop in a certain shopping centre**

A man was browsing around, looking at the range of washing machines when a young saleslady came and asked him if he needed any help. So the man said, yes and continued looking through.

“Abang kerja kat *** ye?” the saleslady said while staring at the man’s t-shirt. The company’s logo was sewn across the t-shirt (obviously!).

“Yes, why?”

“Abang berpangkat ye?” The saleslady continued.

“Huh?”

“Abang nampak macam berpangkat…macam orang kaya-kaya…”

“Errmm..”

“Betul ni…abang kaya ye?”

Ok...enough is enough, woman! Can’t you see the man’s wife is this bleached blonde bitch!!

I was (and still am) utterly appalled by the sheer audacity of these young girls nowadays. They will just go up to any man – whom they assume fulfill their criteria and…try their luck.

If the girl continue doing that to 20 men – maybe one will call her back. If she does so to 50 men – maybe one will truly has money to splurge on her. Maybe she will be the next Norjuma…

This is just playing the theory of probability, right? Or like what people say, lempar jer pukat…mana tau untung rugi – To catch a big fish, just throw the fishing net for you don’t know your luck.

By the way – its Sen Heng at Alamanda. There you go…

There's a reason why this post is in green...my jealousy monster is definitely on a rampage...